A man meets an attractive woman in a bar
A man meets an attractive woman at a bar and decides to introduce himself.
He smiles and says, “You know, I’m a lawyer.”
The woman looks at him and asks, “Really? Honest?”
He quickly shakes his head.
“No, no… just a regular lawyer!”
The woman laughs and says, “Well, at least you’re honest about being dishonest!”
He grins.
“Exactly. And if you need a lawyer, I charge by the hour.”
She raises an eyebrow.
“For what?”
He replies, “For convincing people that I’m worth the money!”
They both laugh.
Then she asks, “So… what kind of lawyer are you?”
He says, “The kind who can turn a five-minute conversation into a three-hour bill!”
