An antique dealer is walking thorough town and sees a cat drinking milk

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A Very attractive gorgeous woman arrived and bet twenty thousand Dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t Mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely wear nothing.” With that, she stripped from her neck down, rolled the…

There were 10 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope in the mountains. The rope was very weak and the brunette said someone had to let go. No one volunteered, until the brunette finally said she would let go, and gave a heart-felt speech. Hearing this the blondes started clapping

A retired man purchased a home near a high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace, then the new school year began… …One afternoon early into the first semester, three loud young boys came down his street, beating merrily on every bin they came across. They then did so the…

My neighbor is a 90 year old with Alzheimer’s, I see him every morning and he asks me if I’ve seen his wife. Every day I have to tell this poor man, that his wife died 20 years ago. I could have moved to another house or even ignore his question. But the look of…