A drunk man is sitting at the bar and shouted
A drunk man is sitting at a bar.
He leans over to the man sitting next to him and says,
“Your mother is a liar.”
The man responds, “Please, no trouble. Not tonight.”
A few moments later, the drunk man leans over and says,
“Your mother is a liar, and I caught her lying!”
The man responds, “Please, man, no trouble. Not tonight.”
A few moments later, the drunk man leans over again and says,
“Your mother is a liar. I caught her lying, and she even admitted it!”
Suddenly, the man stands up and says,
“That’s enough, Dad. We’re going home.”