A husband exclaims to his wife one day,
“Your backside is getting really big.
It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!”
Later that night in bed,
the husband makes some advances towards his wife
who completely brushes him off.
“What’s wrong?” he asks.
She answers, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this over-sized grill for one little weapon?”
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?” Sarah waves her hand, “Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!” Miss Rogers says, “All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?” Sarah says, “Take care of yourself.” Miss Rogers smiles…
She did what he said. The retiring mailman, The mailman who had been on the same route for 10 years was leaving the job. He had made many friends on the route and decided to put a note in their mailboxes informing them. Many on his route came out of their houses to wish him…
A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we…
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, So it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole…
A man runs into a bank, pulls out a gun and robs the teller. He then turns the gun on the on the first man standing in the tellers line and asks, “Did you see me rob this bank?” The man stammered, “Yes.”Bang! The robber shoots him. He then turns the gun on the married…
A Woman goes to buy a Parrot. The prices are $100, $200, and $15. She asks why the last one is so cheap? “Because he used to live in a guesthouse” says the shopkeeper. She pays $15. When she gets home the parrot says: a new guesthouse!” The woman laughs. When her daughters get home…
