A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television.
The husband sighs and complains,
“This is disappointing.
It only lasted for 30 seconds!”
“Good,” replied his wife.
“Now you know how I always feel.”
Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?” Sarah waves her hand, “Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!” Miss Rogers says, “All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?” Sarah says, “Take care of yourself.” Miss Rogers smiles…
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, So it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole…
A young couple is on their honeymoon. The husband is sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can I tell my wife that I’ve got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I’ve managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she’s…
At school Little Johnny’s class is learning about medicines. Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. The first pupil said: “Tylenol?” “Very good! And what is it used for?” “It is used for a headache.” The second pupil said: “Nytol.” “Excellent!” said Sister…
Son: “Daddy i fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!! “ Father : “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Tina, the neighbor’s daughter”. Father : “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Tina is…
A young man goes into a drug store to buy safety pack. The pharmacist says its come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. “Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want this because I think tonight’s “the” night….
