A marine comes back from Vietnam after fighting
A marine comes back from Vietnam after fighting for a year
He is sent to the pentagon.
The pentagon asks him: Do you want to get anything for your sacrifices?
The marine says: I want a dollar for every inch from the tip of my member to the bottom.
The pentagons says: You sure you don’t want something else?
The marine says: No sir.
One of the generals takes a ruler and starts to measure.
But he does not find the balls.
General: Where are your balls soldier?
Marine: In Vietnam
