A Woman goes to buy a Parrot.
The prices are $100, $200, and $15.
She asks why the last one is so cheap?
“Because he used to live in a guesthouse” says the shopkeeper.
She pays $15.
When she gets home the parrot says: a new guesthouse!”
The woman laughs. When her daughters get home the parrot says:
“Ohh mine, 2 new girls!” The girls laughs too.
When the dad gets home the parrot says:
“Hey me Pete, haven’t seen you for weeks!”
Johnny was in class when his teacher asks:- Johnny, there are five birds on a tree. You shoot one, how many are left. None, miss. The others will fly away! The right answer is four, but i like the way you think. Johnny goes quiet, and then raises his hand. Yes? – Miss, there are…
The Swede’s wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her distinct lack of skivvies. “Good God, woman! Why aren’t you wearing any skivvies?” Ole demanded. “Well,” she said. “You don’t give me enough housekeeping money to afford…
Little Johnny sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her. He asks her what it is and she embarrassed replies, “Oh, that’s mommy’s black sponge.” A few days later, Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, “Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!” She…
A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I…
A woman was 3 months Pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after 6 months. The woman asked the doctor about her babies. The doctor said “You had twins, a boy and a girl they’re both fine and your brother named them for you” The woman replies with “No, no, no,…
A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those Headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” The husband asks, “What happened?” His wife replies, Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me To Stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat,… “I do not…
