The Devil sat at the gates of hell An old man suddenly arrived in a burst of flames, looking confused and lost. The Devil looked at his paperwork, and frowned. He was unable to find this old man’s data file. “This can’t be right,” the old man grumbled, looking at the Devil, “I’ve been a…
A woman with a morbid fear of drowning is on a ship in the middle of an ocean. Nervously , she asks a crew member ‘just how far away from land are we?’ Calmly, he reassures her ‘ you have nothing to worry about miss , we’re only 5 miles from land.’ Relieved, she inquires…
An Englishman is hiking in Scotland and he pauses to drink from a stream. A passing shepherd calls out “Dinnae drink frae that, it’s all fulla coo piss an shite!” The Englishman says to him in a cut-glass accent “I’m terribly sorry, my good fellow, would you very much mind repeating that in the Queen’s…
A man went to the doctor… He said, “Doc, you gotta check my leg. Something’s wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh, you’ll hear it!” The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man’s thigh only to hear, “Gimme 20 bucks, I really need 20 bucks.” “I’ve never seen or heard anything like…
Three construction workers are sitting down on a beam of a skyscraper to eat their lunch… The First guy says, “Tuna fish on rye again? I tell ya. If that woman makes me tuna fish on rye again tomorrow, I’m just going to jump off this building and kill myself!” Second guy says, “Leftover meatloaf…
