Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says,
“Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class.
Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?”
Sarah waves her hand, “Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!”
Miss Rogers says, “All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?”
Sarah says, “Take care of yourself.”
Miss Rogers smiles and says,
“Wow, Sarah, that’s a mouthful.”
Sarah says, “No, Miss Rogers, you’re thinking of something else.”
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. They keep saying “Hi, we’re hot. Do you want a date?” “That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed. “But I do have a solution to your problem. Bring…
A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the figure of an eighteen-year-old.” “Oh yeah?” quipped her husband, “What did he say about your forty-five-year-old age?”…
A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, “I want to join your club.” The guy was amused but says she needs to meet certain biker…
Man: “Honey, on this Valentine’s Day, I want to tell you something… I’m not rich like Jack. I don’t have a mansion like Russell. I don’t have a Porsche like Martin. But I do love you and I want to marry you.” Woman: “Oh, dear, I love you too! What was that you said about…
A husband & wife visited a farm. They saw a bull mating with a cow. The wife asked the farm manager. Wife: “How many times does a bull mate a day?” Manager replied: “6 times a day.” The wife looked at her husband & said “…. u see!” Then the husband asked the manager. Husband:…
An elderly man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give…
