Two old ladies were sitting at a bus stop
Two old ladies were sitting at a bus stop smoking cigarettes…
Suddenly it begins to rain.
Old lady #1 pulls a safety pack out of her purse and slips it over her cigarette and continues smoking.
Impressed, old lady #2 says, “Whad’ya call that thing and where can I get one?”
“You mean this cigarette cover? I get mine down at the pharmacy,” Says old lady #1.
So the next day old lady #2 heads on down to the pharmacy and is standing in the aisle with the safety pack when an employee notices she’s been there a while.”
Ma’am, do you need some help?” Says the worker, resisting a smile.
Old woman #2 replies, “Well I’m 60 years old and I’ve never bought one of these before,
I don’t know which ones to get.” The worker asks, “What size do you think you’ll need?”
Old lady #2 replies, “Hell, I don’t know, at least big enough to fit a camel.”
