A Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman’s Chest

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sp***rm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.” The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which…

A rich dude and his wife were having dinner at a fancy joint. This absolutely stunning young woman comes over to the table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she’ll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at him: “Who the hell was that ? “Oh”, replies the husband casually,…

There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, “It’s simple. I just say I’m a lawyer.” So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said “No,” he told her…

Two old ladies are walking through a museum and got separated. When they ran into each other later the first old lady said to the second, “Oh my! Did you see that statue of the bared man back there?” The second old lady replied, “Yes! I was absolutely shocked! How can they display such a…

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their personal love lives. Karen said, “I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does.” Joanne giggled and confessed, “I call my husband the miner, because of his incredible shaft.” Kathy quietly sipped her whiskey until Joanne finally…

A man tries to bang bang with his wife. She tells him, “I’m sorry, honey. I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, so I want to be fresh”. Disappointed, the man walks away. Moments later, the man walks back to his wife and asks,” You don’t have a dentist appointment tomorrow, do you?”.