Sometimes life is stressful, sometimes it is confusing, and sometimes the only reasonable response is to laugh at it. Whether you need a funny caption for social media, something to brighten your day, or simply a good laugh, the right quote can make everything feel a little better. We’ve rounded up 20 funny and relatable…
Two bees ran into each other. The first bee asked the other how things were going. “Really bad,” said the second bee. “The weather has been really wet and damp and there aren’t any flowers or pollen, so I can’t make any honey.” “No problem,” said the first bee. “Just fly down five blocks and…
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.”…
After numerous attempts to get our 5 year old into bed… we had settled down for the evening, only to see him coming out of his room again. His mother, now a little irritated at this last escape, asked, “Why are you out of your room?” Our 5 year old just looked at his mother…
There’s some soldiers in Vietnam. And they’ve been pinned down in their trench for days. Finally one guy says, “I really have to pee guys. Lay down covering fire, i’ll run into the bushes. When I’m done I’ll give a signal and you can give me covering fire while i run back.” So they lay…
A man and a woman are lying in bed, watching the ceiling and keep quiet. What are they thinking? The woman thinks, “He keeps quiet. He doesn’t want to talk. May be he’s get tired of me. He doesn’t love me anymore. He’s probably got someone else. I see. We’ll have to separate each other.”…
The patient’s family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. “Things don’t look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves.” “Well, how much does a…
A hot woman walks up to the counter and motions the bartender over. She starts to run her fingers through his hair and asks to speak to the manager. The Bartender replies, “Sorry, the manager is out. Can I help you?” By this time the woman has run her fingers over his face and in…
Phil, a smart and handsome young man, dressed in the latest fashion, walked into this local pub. He noticed a woman gazing at him without blinking her big eyes. Phil felt flattered so he walked up to the woman and said in his deepest voice, “I’ll do anything you wish, beautiful lady, for just £10…
A widowed elderly lady was sunbathing on a beach in Fort Myers, FL. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand next to hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. “Hello sir, how are you…
