Joke Of The Day

Three new cellmates are contemplating their life sentences in prison. The first guy pulls out a deck of playing cards and says, “Don’t worry, guys. I brought these cards with me so that we can play poker to pass the time. “The second guy pulls out a harmonica and says, “I brought this harmonica so…

A man is driving down a country road going 45mph, and all the sudden he notices a chicken running next to him. He couldn’t believe his eyes, how could a chicken run so fast? So he speeds up to 60mph to outrun the chicken, and after a few seconds the chicken has caught up to…