Two army paratrooper recruits are talking about their first time jumping out of a plane. FNG 1: How was your first jump today? FNG 2: Well… I stood in front of the open door looking at the Earth flying by and turned to the jump master telling him that I couldn’t do it. The Jump…
A girl promises to teach her boyfriend what 69ing is. He lies down on the floor and she squats down over his face to assume the position and farts. Embarrassed she stands up and apologizes. She squats down for another go but farts again, she gets up and apologizes again. Before she can have a…
A clearly inebriated, stark undressed, woman jumps into the back of a NYC taxi cab… The old cab driver, opened his eyes wide & began to state at her body made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back & said ‘what’s wrong, honey? Haven’t you ever seen a undressed woman before? “The…
A Japanese business man living in nyc goes into the bank to exchange a large amount of US dollars into Yen…. He does the transaction with the teller, offer a polite bow accompanied by an ‘ah so’, and leaves. He comes back in a week with another large amount of usd to exchange. This time…
A man goes home with a woman he met at the bar. When they get back to her place, she says, “I didn’t want to tell you before, but I’ve got a fetish. I’d love it if you bang me with your big toe. “The man, an agreeable sort, goes ahead and does it. Has…
A male patient is lying on bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. ‘Nurse’, he mumbles, from behind the mask. ‘Are my ball black? ‘Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, ‘I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here…
The final test was for them to line up in a straight row totally undressed in a garden while a super hot, beautiful, with big juicy melons, a super model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his belt and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced…
A sweet old lady telephoned the hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing? “The operator said, “I can, what’s the name and room number? “The old lady in her weak voice said, “Doreen Jacobs, Room 604. “The operator replied, “Let me place…
A man dies and goes to hell Once there, he finds that there is a different hell for each country, So he tries to seek out the least painful one. At the door to German Hell, he is told: “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on…
My neighbor is a 90 year old with Alzheimer’s, I see him every morning and he asks me if I’ve seen his wife. Every day I have to tell this poor man, that his wife died 20 years ago. I could have moved to another house or even ignore his question. But the look of…
