This young boy named Don walked into a call house, slammed his money on the counter and said, “I want a woman!” The man behind the counter asked, “How old are you? “Don, replied, “I’m 17! “The man said, “Your too young, come back when your older, mean while practice on trees. “A year later…
He went to the pharmacy and bought a bottle of seasick pills and a tube of lubricant. Upon returning home, his wife said “I’ve been thinking, there’s no reason we can’t go for a month.” Mr. Johnson went back to the pharmacy and asked for 12 bottles of seasick pills and a tube of lubricant….
The honeymoon couple left the wedding reception and hailed a cab to take them to their romantic boutique hotel in the hills. The driver wasn’t too sure how to get there, so he told the couple he would ask directions when they got closer to their destination. Meanwhile, the lovers couldn’t wait to get busy,…
What a woman says… This place is a mess! C’mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff is lying on the floor and You’ll have no clothes to wear if we don’t do laundry right now! What a man hears… blah blah blah blah blah C’MON! YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!…
Three friends — two straight guys and a gay guy — and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they’re standing before St. Peter. First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his…
A mathematician and an engineer agreed to take part in an experiment. They were both placed in a room and at the other end was a beautiful undressed woman on a bed. The experimenter said every 30 seconds they would be allowed to travel half the distance between themselves and the woman. The mathematician said…
A girl was a pro, but she did not want her grandma to know. One day the police raided a whole group of night girls at a party in a hotel and she was among them. The police took them outside and had all the girls line up along the driveway. Suddenly the girl’s grandma…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to Alaska as far north as they could go and never look at a woman again. They got up there and went into a trader’s…
Three desperately ill men go to their doctor seeking help. One is and alcoholic, One is a chain smoker and the other is gay. The doctor tells the men if you indulge in any of your habits again you will die. So the three men leave and then the alcoholic sees a bar and hears…
A man walks into his office box on a Monday morning. He checks his e-mails and sees one from his neighbor. it reads, “Do you have any undressed photos of your wife?” Outraged the man replies, “NO I DO NOT!” Shortly after he receives a second e-mail from his neighbor. Expecting an apology he opens…