The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. “Ever have an accident?” “Nope, nary a one.” “None? You’ve never had any accidents.” “Nope. Ain’t had one. Never.” “Well, you said in this form you were bitten by a snake once. Wouldn’t you…
A lab supervisor was on duty in the university’s computer lab on a quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest and staring at the screen. After about ten minutes he noticed that she was still in the same position only…
A Polish man had married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada for a year or so and although his English was far from perfect, the couple got on well. One day, though, he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked if he could arrange for a divorce for him….”very quick!!!” The lawyer…
As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him: “Vernon , I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on M25. Please be careful!” “Hell,” said Vernon , “It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of…
An Arab and his wife are at mid point on a long trek across the desert when suddenly their camel sits down and refuses to get up. The Arab beats it with his stick, pulls with all his strength on the reins, swears at it, and invokes Allah’s help. All to no avail, the camel…
The very snobbish wife was discussing the subject of Christmas presents with her maid. “Now what about the butler?” the rich woman said. “A set of wine glasses?” the maid suggested. The woman frowned icily. “He doesn’t really need that. A butler never entertains. He’ll get a tie.” The maid grimaced, but said only, “What…
A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to use the bathroom. He headed over to the men’s room, nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the door, it was occupied. A stewardess noticed his predicament and told him, “I’ll let you…
A little boy walks into an ice-cream store wearing a cowboy hat and a pair of six shooters. The woman behind the counter can’t help smiling at the tough expression on his chubby little face. “Hello there,cowboy,” she says “What can I get for you?” The kid bellies up to the counter. “I’ll have an…
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant. “No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying…
A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer…