“Doc, I think my son has VD,” a patient told his urologist on the phone, “The only woman he’s scrwd is our maid.” “Okay, don’t be hard on him. He’s just a kid,” the medic soothed, “Get him in here right away and I’ll take care of him.” “But I’ve been screw the maid too,…
A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why not?” asked the man. “Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor. “But I need it really bad,” said the man. “Well, why do you need it so badly?”…
A rich man and a poor man were sitting at a bar having a few drinks and they got chatting. After a while they realise both of there wedding anniversary are the next day. Poor man, “What did you get your wife for her wedding anniversary?” Rich man, “I got her a pink Ferrari and…
Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class: “Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?” Nobody raises a hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way. “Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands…
A guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says he needs to lose 20 lbs. The receptionist sends him upstairs, where he finds a beautiful undressed woman with a sign that says “If you catch me, you can have me.” An hour later, he emerges, sated and 20 lbs. lighter. A month later, he…
Susan’s mother: “What are you doing on the top of that tree?” Susan: “Some boys are playing football their ball is fallen on the tree. They asked me to bring it.” Susan’s mother: “My dear , they only want to check your pants.” Susan: “Don’t worry mam, I haven’t put on my pants!”
An Italian guy is out picking up chicks in Roma. While at his favorite bar, he manages to attract one rather attractive looking blonde. So they’re back at his place, and sure enough, they go at it. After a long while…He climaxes loudly. Then he rolls over, lights up a cigarette and asks her, “So…….
Little Sally came home from school with a proud smile on her face. She told her mum, “Frankie Brown showed me his willy today.” Before mum could raise a concern sally said, “It reminded me of a peanut…” With a secret smile mum asked, “Was it really small?” Sally replied, “No… really salty!”
A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?” “No”, he replies,”I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just…
Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn’t go this time because his wife wouldn’t let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Steve headed home frustrated. The following week when Steve’s buddies arrived at the lake to set…