A young man goes into the Job Centre in Sydney, and sees an ad for a Gynecologists Assistant. Interested, he goes to learn more. “Can you give me some more details on this job?” he asks the clerk. The clerk pulls up the file and says, “The job entails getting the women ready for the…
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out…
Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender… “Pour me a stiff one – just had another fight with the my wife.” “Oh yeah?” said Charlie “And how did this one end?” “When it was over,” Mike replied, “she came to me on her hands and knees.” “Really,” said Charles, “now that’s a…
Two boys go into a forest and walk around. Suddenly they see a undressed women, then one of the boys run away. The other chases after him. The boy asked “Why did u run away?” The other said “My mom told me if i saw a undressed women i’d turn to stone, i already felt…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation?” The woman replies, “I’m a blonde.” The accountant balks…
There were three nuns, they all told the priest that they were going to do one sin each. So the priest says ok, do your sins, come back, and I’ll bless you. So, they went to do their sins and came back to get blessed. The priest asked the first one who was laughing what…
At a government affair, the wives of four world leaders are chatting about how people refer to a p*nis in their countries. The wife of Tony Blair says in England people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are entering. The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you call it a…
There were 11 people – ten men and one woman – hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. They all decided that one person should get off, because if they didn’t, the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally, the woman gave a…
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.” The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It’s a candle”,…
The wife bought a new see through nightdress, She wore it without any undergarments and came swinging before the husband. Aroused Husband says, “You look so beautiful and hot my darling.” The wife says, “I know that, I tried it the same way at the store and the salesman was the first one to tell…