Three construction workers are sitting down on a beam of a skyscraper to eat their lunch… The First guy says, “Tuna fish on rye again? I tell ya. If that woman makes me tuna fish on rye again tomorrow, I’m just going to jump off this building and kill myself!” Second guy says, “Leftover meatloaf…
“Piglet?” said Pooh. “Yes?” said Piglet. “I’m scared,” said Pooh. For a moment, there was silence. “Would you like to talk about it?” asked Piglet, when Pooh didn’t appear to be saying anything further. “I’m just so scared,” blurted out Pooh. “So anxious. Because I don’t feel like things are getting any better. If…
The husband comes home and worried because he has a scratch on his chest caused by a fingernail from his mistress, opens the door seeing the cat asleep on the couch, gives him a tremendous kick. The cat “screams” a loud meow and runs out the door. The wife comes in the living room…
A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden nosedive. The Captain comes on the intercom and says “I hate to have to tell you this folk, but we might not walk away from this one.” Everyone begins to…
