A blonde went to her doctor and said, “You prescribed birth control pills for me.” “And how is it going?” he asked. “Okay, I think, but I’d like to have them bigger.” The doctor was surprised. “You mean stronger?” “No, bigger, please” “But why BIGGER?” “Because they keep falling out.”
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way. The man, who was a priest, said, “I am a Father.” The little boy replied, “My Daddy doesn`t wear his collar…
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop…
A small boy was awoken in the middle of the night by strange noises from his parents’ room, and he decided to investigate. As he entered their bedroom, he was shocked to see his mom and dad shagging for all they were worth. “DAD!” he shouted. “What are you doing?” “It’s ok,” his father replied….
Two boys were talking and the one said to the other, “There is a easy way to get what you want.” The other boy said, “How?” the boy replied, “Tell people you know their secret.” The boy jumps up and runs to his dad, “I know your secret!” The dad replies, “Please don’t tell your…
One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word “beautiful” in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, “My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.” “Very good, Suzie,” replied…
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sp***rm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.” The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which…
A bus full of housewives going on a picnic fell into a river and all died . Each husband cried for a week , One husband continued for more than two weeks !!! When asked that did he miss his wife so much ? he replied miserably :No My wife missed the bus!!
Wife: “Honey let’s play a game?” Husband: “Ok, what is the game all about?” Wife: “If I mention a country, you will run to the left side of the room and touch the wall. And if I mention a bird you will run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If…
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, ” I need a man, I need a man!” Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her…