My wife is cheating on me
I’m furious, my wife is cheating on me with a painter. I found traces of paint in the bed. It’s good that with a painter, and mine cheats on me with a truck. “That’s enough, how about a truck?” “I found a driver in bed.”
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A man lies completely open on the beach
A man lies completely open on the beach with a huge sombrero on his dignity and with a sign “For viewing – BGN 5.” A woman passed by, she wondered why the man was hiding behind such a big hat, gave 5 levs, looked and exclaimed: Well, he is hanging! And the man replied: Well,…
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Doctor I have a problem, I finish very quickly
Doctor I have a problem, I finish very quickly. Well, let’s think about what will help you: next time, during loving intercourse, imagine that it is a lazy Sunday morning, slowly put on your clothes, brush your teeth, go for a long walk, go for coffee, waiter hangs out, drink slowly coffee … Try this…
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A blonde bought a brand new car
A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening. But she didn’t reach home in…
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Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting
Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something. The first redneck says to the other, “If you get lost, fire three shots into the air every hour. That way I can pinpoint you and find you.” After about three hours, the second redneck finds…
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Why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives
While reading the newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was not noted for his IQ. “I’ll never understand,” he said to his wife, “why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives.” His wife replied: “Thank you, dear!”
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Morris’ Last Will and Testament
Morris had died. His lawyer is standing before the family and reads out Morris’ Last Will and Testament. “To my dear wife Esther, I leave the house, 150 acres of land, and 1 million dollars. To my son Barry, I leave my Big Lexus and the new Jaguar. To my daughter Shirley, I leave my…
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A little boy hears the word
A little boy hears the word wh****rehouse in school and asks his father what it means. His father is quite shocked, and replies: “Well, uh… you go there to… have a good time.” The boy starts screaming and hollering that he wants to go there too, but his father insists that he`s too young. Saturday…
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A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding
A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you doing?” “I’m going to commit suicide,” she says. While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also…
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Little Johnny comes home from school with a black eye
Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?” “But Dad, it wasn`t my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher…