A woman playing Golf and hit a man nearby. He put his hands together between his legs, fell on the ground & rolled around in pain. She rushed to him & offered to relieve his pain as she was a Doctor. Reluctantly he agreed. She gently took his hands away. Unzipped his pants & put…
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!” “But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.” “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.” “Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!” “Oh, that’s no…
Two brothers are in their room one morning. The older brother says, “Billy, I’m 9 and you’re 6. We’re practically men. “So today when we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say ‘darn’ and you’re gonna say ‘darn it.’” “Billy nods his head in excitement and they go downstairs. The boys sit at the table…
Many years ago during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: “Are you okay? What’s your name?” “It’s John, and I’m okay, thanks,” I replied as I pulled myself out of…
My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home! Officer: Age? Husband: I’m not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don’t do birthdays. Officer: Height? Husband: I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. OFFICER : Weight? Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat. OFFICER : Color of eyes?…
A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in…
These three drunk guys decide to go to the joy house. The madam sees them coming and tells the girls to just throw some blow up dolls in the rooms and turn the lights out. The guys are so drunk the won’t know the difference. 30 minutes later the fellas are back out on the…
A Jew and an Arab go into a bakery. The Arab immediately steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket. He says to the Jew, “See how good I am? The owner didn’t see a thing.” The Jew says to the Arab, “That’s typical of you Arabs. I am going to show you an…
A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, “I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” “Why do you want to talk to me?” she asked puzzled. “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out…
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A Very attractive gorgeous woman arrived and bet twenty thousand Dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t Mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely wear nothing.” With that, she stripped from her neck down, rolled the…
