Mr. Johnson had been waiting entirely too long at the doctor’s office. His appointment was for 9:00 and it was nearly 10:30. Finally, an attractive nurse appeared at the waiting room door and said, “Let’s go get a room.” “Honey, I appreciate the offer,” he said, “But I’ve been waiting so long I’d hate to…
A wife goes on a retreat for work. When she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her. Furious, she questions her husband. The husband says, “I have no idea where they came from I don’t do the laundry!” So, the wife goes to the maid and…
A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?” The husband says, “What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?” A few days go by, and he comes…
A married couple was on holiday in Dubai, they were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From the inside they head a sheikh accent say, “you foreigners come in. Come in my humble shop.” so the married couple walked in. The Dubain man said…
Charlie marries a virgin girl. On their wedding night, he’s on fire, and wants some dirty fun so he gets undressed, jumps into bed, and immediately begins groping her. “Charles, I expect you to be as mannerly in bed as you are at the dinner table.” So, Charlie folds his hands on his lap and…
A professor told dirty jokes in class and the women wanted to protest it. So they decided that in the next time that the professor will start with these kind of jokes they all will leave the class as a protest. Somehow the professor heard about the plan. In the next lecture, in the beginning…
A girl started noticing a guy who stands in front of her home everyday in the evening. She noticed the guy always comes mostly in the evenings and weekends. The guy never tried to talk to her nor showed any gesture, he just moves here and there by looking into his mobile phone and occasionally…
A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets in, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.” The passenger asks “Who?” The cabbie says “Frank Feldman. There’s a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would…
Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes. Then Chad said, “I’ve made one great discovery. I now know how to always have the last word.” “Wow!” said Sherm, “how did you manage that?” “It’s easy,” replied Chad. “My last word is always ‘Yes, Dear.’ “
A man met a wonderful woman and became engaged to her. He called his mother to share his good news with her. He arranged to have dinner with his mother that evening so that she could meet his fiancee. When he arrived at her home, he brought along three women – a blonde, a brunette,…