A teenage girl come home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true what Lisa just told me?” “What’s that?” asks her mother. “That babies come out of the same place where boys put their weapon?” said her daughter. “Yes it is dear!” replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up…
“Doc, I think my son has VD,” a patient told his urologist on the phone, “The only woman he’s scrwd is our maid.” “Okay, don’t be hard on him. He’s just a kid,” the medic soothed, “Get him in here right away and I’ll take care of him.” “But I’ve been screw the maid too,…
A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why not?” asked the man. “Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor. “But I need it really bad,” said the man. “Well, why do you need it so badly?”…
A rich man and a poor man were sitting at a bar having a few drinks and they got chatting. After a while they realise both of there wedding anniversary are the next day. Poor man, “What did you get your wife for her wedding anniversary?” Rich man, “I got her a pink Ferrari and…
Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class: “Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?” Nobody raises a hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way. “Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands…
A girl goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is tobe her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are…
A soldier serving overseas far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote to break off their engagement and ask for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together, and sent them back with a note…
This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. It never smells and it’s always silent. As a matter of fact I’ve passed gas at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know…
A guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says he needs to lose 20 lbs. The receptionist sends him upstairs, where he finds a beautiful undressed woman with a sign that says “If you catch me, you can have me.” An hour later, he emerges, sated and 20 lbs. lighter. A month later, he…
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to make love when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a call girl and I charge $20 for this.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing….