A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde…
Three guys are having a few beers and talking about how dumb their wives are. Guy1: My wife is so dumb she wants to spend $15,000 to redo the kitchen and she can’t even cook. Guy 2: That’s nothing. My wife wants me to buy her a new $50,000 car and she can’t even drive…
Two bowling teams, one all blondes, one all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides on the bottom level of the bus, the blonde team rides on the top level. The brunette team, down below, is whooping it up and having a great time until…
I was moving to California when I stopped at one of those old Indian trading posts somewhere in the desert. One of the attractions there was an Native American with a sign beside him that read “this man has greatest memory in the world $5 per question” So I paid my $5 and asked him…
A poor Irish family lives on a farm and they rely on their single cow for income. One morning, the father walks outside to find their cow dead. “There is nothing that could help get us out of poverty now,” says the dad as he shoots himself. The mom walks outside and sees the dad…
An Indian shop owner is on his deathbed in hospital. An Indian shop owner is on his deathbed in hospital. His family comes to visit him as he his waking up from a deep sleep. He looks around the room in a daze and calls out to them. “Padma, my beautiful wife, are you here”…
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad. Liam: I like you both. Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to Paris, where will you go Liam: I will go to Paris. Mother: That’s means you like dad more Liam: No, its because i like Paris Mother: Ok, fine,…
A man books a Doctor’s appointment for his huge manhood. He books the appointment with the doctor and goes into to see him and explains, “D-d-d-d-doctor I have a really bad s-s-s-stutter caused by all the b-b-b-b-blood going to my huge p-p-p-p-p**nis” The doctor takes a look and can see that is the case. They…
A young man was showing of his new sportscar to his girlfriend she was thrilled at the speed.”If i do 200 km/h, will you take all of your clothes off? “The girlfriend felt adventurous, and said “yes, of course” He brought the car up to the 200 km/h benchmark. However, he was unable to keep…
I encountered a milf at a bar last night although she is 57 years old, she is still very charming and hot we were drinking, chatting, laughing, and having a good time then, she asked me flirtatiously” have you ever tried a mother-daughter together before? “I said, “Nope, not yet”. She drank a little more,…