Tom wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. To find out how Tom would react under pressure, the inspector asks him: “What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading for each other on the same track? “Tom says,…
Two army paratrooper recruits are talking about their first time jumping out of a plane. FNG 1: How was your first jump today? FNG 2: Well… I stood in front of the open door looking at the Earth flying by and turned to the jump master telling him that I couldn’t do it. The Jump…
A girl promises to teach her boyfriend what 69ing is. He lies down on the floor and she squats down over his face to assume the position and farts. Embarrassed she stands up and apologizes. She squats down for another go but farts again, she gets up and apologizes again. Before she can have a…
A man and his girlfriend are getting undressed together for the first time. The man took off his shoes and socks revealing feet with missing and deformed toes. “What happened to your feet?” his girlfriend asked. “I had a childhood disease called Tolio ” the man said. “Don’t you mean Polio?” “No, Tolio, it only…
A clearly inebriated, stark undressed, woman jumps into the back of a NYC taxi cab… The old cab driver, opened his eyes wide & began to state at her body made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back & said ‘what’s wrong, honey? Haven’t you ever seen a undressed woman before? “The…
A mother hears a humming sound from her daughter’s bedroom and walks in. Finding her daughter sitting on the bed using her personal gadget she asked, “What are you doing?!” “I’m a 35 year old woman living with my parents. This is the closest I’ll ever get to a husband, ” replies the daughter. The…
A Japanese business man living in nyc goes into the bank to exchange a large amount of US dollars into Yen…. He does the transaction with the teller, offer a polite bow accompanied by an ‘ah so’, and leaves. He comes back in a week with another large amount of usd to exchange. This time…
After an amazing 69 with his girlfriend, Mark remembered he had a dentist appointment. He was afraid that the dentist would smell private part on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times and on top of that 2 liters of mouthwash. As he arrived at the dentist he chewed 5 strong mints too….
A man goes home with a woman he met at the bar. When they get back to her place, she says, “I didn’t want to tell you before, but I’ve got a fetish. I’d love it if you bang me with your big toe. “The man, an agreeable sort, goes ahead and does it. Has…
A male patient is lying on bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. ‘Nurse’, he mumbles, from behind the mask. ‘Are my ball black? ‘Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, ‘I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here…
