The final test was for them to line up in a straight row totally undressed in a garden while a super hot, beautiful, with big juicy melons, a super model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his belt and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced…
A sweet old lady telephoned the hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing? “The operator said, “I can, what’s the name and room number? “The old lady in her weak voice said, “Doreen Jacobs, Room 604. “The operator replied, “Let me place…
A man dies and goes to hell Once there, he finds that there is a different hell for each country, So he tries to seek out the least painful one. At the door to German Hell, he is told: “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on…
My neighbor is a 90 year old with Alzheimer’s, I see him every morning and he asks me if I’ve seen his wife. Every day I have to tell this poor man, that his wife died 20 years ago. I could have moved to another house or even ignore his question. But the look of…
A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the figure of an eighteen-year-old.” “Oh yeah?” quipped her husband, “What did he say about your forty-five-year-old age?”…
One day three women went for a job interview. The man interviewing them posed all three the same question. What would you do if you found an extra €50 in on your paycheck that you shouldn’t have received? The first one said, “I’d give it back as it wasn’t mine and I wasn’t entitled to…
A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you doing?” “I’m going to commit suicide,” she says. While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also…
A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I…
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his private part. A woman passing by remarks, “If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady.” He replies, “If you were any sort of a hot lady, the hat would lift by itself.”
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were…
