An engineer dies and mistakenly gets sent to hell. At first he’s in shock, he wasn’t supposed to end up here! But then he starts to look around & notice things. Everyone is always so grouchy because of the heat, so he fixes the AC. And they’re always bored because there’s nothing to do, so…
A pregnant woman boards a bus. After taking a seat, she notices a man smiling at her. She feels self-conscious and changes her seat, but he seems even more amused. She moves a third time, and he starts to giggle. On her fourth move, he bursts out laughing. They both get off the bus at…
A woman playing Golf and hit a man nearby. He put his hands together between his legs, fell on the ground & rolled around in pain. She rushed to him & offered to relieve his pain as she was a Doctor. Reluctantly he agreed. She gently took his hands away. Unzipped his pants & put…
A husband & wife visited a farm. They saw a bull mating with a cow. The wife asked the farm manager. Wife: “How many times does a bull mate a day?” Manager replied: “6 times a day.” The wife looked at her husband & said “…. u see!” Then the husband asked the manager. Husband:…
After making love, the man excused himself and went into the bathroom. When he returned, the woman sat up in bed and remarked, “I can tell you are a doctor by the way you washed your hands before and after. “Well, that’s right, ” the fellow said with a self-satisfied grin. “Do you know what…
A woman was 3 months Pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after 6 months. The woman asked the doctor about her babies. The doctor said “You had twins, a boy and a girl they’re both fine and your brother named them for you” The woman replies with “No, no, no,…
At Friday night services, Morris goes to his friend Irving and says, “I need a favor…” “I need a favor, I’m sleeping with the Rabbi’s wife. Can you hold him in synagogue for an hour after services for me?” Irving is not very fond of the idea but being Morris’ life-long friend, he reluctantly agrees….
Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!” “But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.” “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.” “Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!” “Oh, that’s no…
Two brothers are in their room one morning. The older brother says, “Billy, I’m 9 and you’re 6. We’re practically men. “So today when we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say ‘darn’ and you’re gonna say ‘darn it.’” “Billy nods his head in excitement and they go downstairs. The boys sit at the table…
Many years ago during my married days, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: “Are you okay? What’s your name?” “It’s John, and I’m okay, thanks,” I replied as I pulled myself out of…
