This lady that was wearing a tight skirt was waiting at the bus stop to get onto the bus. A bus pulled up and the driver opened the doors. She tried to step up onto the step but her skirt was too tight. So she reached back to unzip and loosen it a little. She…
A woman of night tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her inner lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses carefully placed beside her…
Three friends were bragging about who has had the most counters on bed. The first guy starts, “You have nothing on me! I can go to any bar and bring home a new woman every night! Not only that, but I drive a corvette and have an 8 inch tool! I’ve slept with more than…
A Man Accidentally Elbows a Woman’s Chest as she is standing behind him in a hotel lobby. The man apologizes profusely and says “if your heart is as soft as your chest, I know you’ll forgive me.” To which the woman replied “if your tool is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 318.”
A man tries to bang bang with his wife. She tells him, “I’m sorry, honey. I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, so I want to be fresh”. Disappointed, the man walks away. Moments later, the man walks back to his wife and asks,” You don’t have a dentist appointment tomorrow, do you?”.
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of my wife!” That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the best toast of the…
My girlfriends name is Wendy and I had it tattooed on my unit. When it’s flaccid you can only see WY. On a trip to the Caribbean I went to the bathroom and was standing at the trough next to a local. I briefly gazed down and saw that he too had WY tattooed on…
A modern, Orthodox, Jewish couple, preparing for a religious wedding, meets with their rabbi for counseling. The rabbi asks if they have any last questions before they leave. The man asks, “Rabbi, we realize it’s tradition for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women at the reception. But, we’d like your…
A man is walking along the Las Vegas strip, and meets the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen…. He starts talking to her, and to his luck he finds out she is a call girl. So, he asks her.”How much for a HJ?” “$5,000″ she replies.”$5,000?? You must be nuts, no way.” “Walk with me.”…
Three women are sitting in a bar. The girl on the far left starts talking about the things she can shove inside of her. “I fit an entire pineapple one time.” she says proudly. The girl in the middle scoffs and replies, “That’s nothing I got a whole watermelon once.” The third girl looks at…