A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head, she looks up and asks, “What are you staring at?” “A spider,” he replies. “I don’t see anything,” she says. “Oh, it must have fallen on your head,”…
Two delicate blossoms of Southern femininity, one from Mississippi and the other from Texas, were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion. The Mississippian said, “When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me.” The Texan lady commented, “Well, isn’t that nice?” The lady from Mississippi continued,…
There was a World wide survey of “Most Embarrassing Moment in human life” the finale had the following three incidents… Third Place “It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a romantic night alone….
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: ‘Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?’ Michael said: ‘Just a minute I have to go…
Five 4th grade boys in a typical bathroom discussion during recess were discussing how to get a girl. It was nearly unanimous that girls were easy to get by guys with a perfect man tool. None of the boys seemed to know what the perfect tool was though. Jimmy stayed on the periphery listening and…
A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red ‘H’ on her chest. “How did you get that mark on your chest?” asks the doctor. “Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he’s so proud of it he never takes off his…
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was…
A man is stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day he sees a beautiful woman in a swimsuit come ashore. She says to him, “Tell me, how long has it been since you had a drink? “He replies “Ten years” and with that she reveals a bottle of whiskey from within her…
Little 5-year-old Johnny was running around the house making noise… When his mother yelled at him, saying: “Can’t you find something to do? Like maybe go across the street and watch the construction workers build that new house? “So, Johnny did. A few hours later, His father had just returned home from work. “Where were…
Why Women Need a Husband? A Woman goes to a Psychiatrist and complains: “I don’t want to marry. I am educated, independent, and self-sufficient. I don’t need a husband. But my parents are asking me to marry. What do I do?” The psychiatrist replied: “YOU, undoubtedly will achieve great things in life. But somethings inevitably…